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- Domestic shipping - 0.028 XMR
- Direct payment (XMR)
- Altcoins: FIRO, ZANO
Crypto Trader's Comfort Couch • For Big Gain& Red Days 📉📈
Description
Did the market dip again? Or are you crying tears of joy because your favorite coin just hit a new All-Time High?
Either way, the Crypto Comfort Couch has got your back! 🛋️💰
Say goodbye to boring, depressing cardboard boxes on your trading desk. This handmade mini sofa turns an everyday essential into the ultimate setup accessory. Crafted with high-quality yarn and tight, professional stitches, it’s built to survive every market cycle.
Why every trader needs this on their desk:
Ready for the Next Crash: Comes complete with a brand-new rectangular tissue box inside. Ready to wipe away the tears right out of the shipping box! 📦✨
Premium Quality: 100% hand-crocheted with precise stitch work—no rug pulls here, just solid craftsmanship.
The Perfect Crypto Gift: Want to troll your friend who bought the top? Or reward yourself for holding through the winter? This is the most unique gift you’ll find.
Refillable: Easily slips over any standard rectangular tissue box once you've run through your first supply.
Details:Included: 1 hand-crocheted sofa cover + 1 full rectangular tissue box.
Material: Durable yarn with premium polyfill stuffing in the armrests.
Care: Remove the tissue box, hand wash cold, and lay flat to dry.
Price: 0.083XMR
Payment: Monero (XMR), Firo (FIRO) or Zano (ZANO).
Shipping: I’ll calculate exact shipping cost after your location.
This is a real handmade item from a small creator – not mass produced! Support handmade + privacy coins at the same time ♥️
Feel free to ask any questions!
Category: Furniture
Tags: Couch, deco, decoration, gift, handmade, tissue, tissue box cover, sofa, handmade
Trust rating: Caution
Published on: August 23, 2026
Views: 6
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About the trader
Hi everyone! ☀️
I’m new here on AnonBazaar and really love the idea behind it. I believe in privacy coins and they should also be usable for completely normal, everyday things – not only “online stuff”. Simply things you can touch 😊
I’m a hobby crochet artist and currently have a few handmade items to offer (colorful crochet bikini tops and cute other pieces). Everything is made with love, good quality yarn and lots of attention to detail. I’m happy about every message and every bit of feedback!
Thank you for supporting small handmade creators and the privacy movement at the same time ♥️
Feel free to message me anytime!
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